Hey Mom and Dad!
Tired of buying gifts that your kid just tosses aside as boring? Here’s a fun sensation that’s gonna grab your son’s attention like a bang! Introducing the all-new Junior AR-15 assault rifle.
Don’t let this fool you – it might be kid-sized, but like its bigger brother, it packs one helluva whollop! It shoots real bullets – just like Mommy and Daddy’s guns! Ideal for graduations, birthdays, first communions – or those occasions when he seems a bit down and just needs a mommy hug and something to cheer him up.
Come and get this super-soaker guaranteed to cool his summer down.. This is one stress-reliever that keeps the WOW factor with the kids. Buy now and we’ll include “Why Everyone Needs an AR-15: A Guide for Kids” for free. This helpful AR-15 guide walks you through how awesome the Second Amendment is.
Take it from Sarah Palin: “an AR-15 makes a great gift – what more says ‘I love you’”?
From Under The Rubble 